Conficius (the movie) does not look so bad, but it’s unlikely to portray the real life of the man. I mean, his life was quite ‘dull’, and you can’t make a dull movie and expect to get back your investment, right? Could it be that the authorities want the locals to remember about Chinese concepts and patriotic stories rather than the plight of Na’vi, who to some portrays the oppressed land-dwellers forced to relocate by the government?

Local Chinese movie makers can make some nice movies, but they are always ‘advised’ on how the film must pan out by local authorities if they want their movie to be fit for screening. As such, they rarely manage to make a really great movie. I once read that when Kungfu Panda came out, a local director said if this was made by a local company, that movie would never have been able to make it to the screen as they would not have had such freedom of expressions. I do not know where KfP would have stepped over the line, as I only remember it as a fun cartoon. Maybe I have not yet become fully ‘Chinese’ yet.

(PS: IMDB is the latest site to fall foul of the government and can no longer be accessed without proxies/VPN on mainland China)

I hope everyone had a good Christmas and getting geared for the New Year. Best wishes and have fun.

my experience over the weekend:

Post-use dissection of dust filter. I used it for the past two mornings, walking outside. 4 hours total usage time.

I bought these filters for 16 kuai each at Beijing United. They can, for sure, be found cheaper elsewhere and if you buy in bulk.

1. At left: 3M™ Particulate Respirator 8210, N95, New.

At Right: 3M™ Particulate Respirator 8210, N95, after I used it for a total of four hours over two consecutive days in Beijing.

2. Filter cut in half.

3. First outer gauze layer peeled away, exposing main exterior filter.

4. Main exterior filter cut away, showing second layer.

5. Second layer peeled away to show inner layer. Thankfully, looks clean — so at least the major shmutz didn’t make it to my lungs.

CONCLUSION: WEAR A F*ING MASK

Well, it certainly makes you wonder how healthy one can be in that city. The official air quality figures given by the govt there is of course a rose-tinted one and it will keep going on as such, much to the oblivion of most of the population there. Now that the Olympics are over, they can revert back to their old ways. As the die-hard locals would say, “you don’t like it? Then go back to your country.” TIC indeed. (This Is China).

Aster la mo nepli kav akces koobec@F (lir drwat a gos) akoz banla p kontrol internet. Tout sa ban espes pr0xi, VPN gratis, lozisiel pu evit blokaz nepli marser. Ek letan mo akces ban sit dehor, souvan paz la pa load ou bizin esey plizir foa. Se ki fe ki mo penser zot p mari fer zefor evit nimport ki nuvel ki pou fer la Sin paret vilein.

P priyer banla pu moinss sever apre fet, me mo kroir koobec@F in kaput. Mo p koncider VPN peyan, me pa koner ki kaliter la vi internet pu eter apre. Mo p tap sa post la an kreol akoz mo pa envi banla kompran ek ban mo sit.

Sinon mwa mo p al pas conze dan Hainan. Repoz mwa ene ti p dan bor la mer. Bien kontan mo pa Pkin kot tou dimoun p inkomoder ek ban larmee ek gablou zot aktion.

Ale, bai!

We’ll be based at the staff apartment for a few weeks while we settle everything out, and I am guessing till the National holidays (first week of Oct) we will be moving things out bit by bit.

So, just another Chinese joke for today:

Tribulations of a simple-minded husband

※ Wife on a business trip for a week
1. Wife went on trip yesterday, so today she not home. No dinner.
2. Today wife still not home. Again no dinner.
3. Today wife still not home. Still no dinner.
4. Today wife still not home. Visit parents, dinner at parents’ home.
5. Today wife still not home. Visit sister, dinner at sister’s home.
6. Today wife still not home. Visit old pal, his wife also not home. No dinner.
7. Today wife still not home. Call wife ask when she back.

※ Chess with wife
1. Today Saturday. Play chess at home, win all 5 rounds with wife. No dinner.
2. Today Sunday. Play chess at home. Lose all 5 rounds to wife. Wife give me roasted meat for dinner.
3. Today Saturday. Negotiate with wife. I win first two rounds then lose last 3 rounds. Then play with wife.

※ Love wife
1. Today wife ask if I love her. Immediately reply yes. Wife asks if I considered it out carefully. Answer: “Usual answer, no need to consider.” No dinner.
2. Today pondered long long time before telling wife I love her. No dinner.
3. Today dare not answer if I love her. No dinner.

※ Familiarity and punishment
1. Today during dinner criticize wife’s cooking. After dinner I wash the dishes.
2. Today wife make joke, I not smile. Spend one hour trying to make her smile.
3. Today wife not switch off lights before going to work. Fined her 5rmb.
4. Today wife find me smoking at home. Fined 50rmb.
5. This morning before going to work, kiss wife. Late for work.
6. Today is Saturday. In the morning wife kiss me. All housework mine to do.

※ Shopping
1. Saturday wife wants go shopping. I say no, tired. No lunch. Promise go tomorrow, finally have dinner.
2. Sunday go shopping. Wife buy 2 shirts for me. One for 300, one for 200.
3. Monday go to jewelery store. Buy necklace for wife. Price 1500.
4. Today say wife fat. Evening wife lose weight. No dinner.
5. Today wife wears new clothes. Ask me if nice. Answer “Not bad”. Tonight wash my own clothes.

※ After writing diary ….
1. Today publish diary. Writer’s fees will give wife. Dinner will be twice better than usual.
2. Today wife see published diary. Wife eats alone, I wash dishes alone.

After overdosing myself on “Nobody (but you)” from the Wondergirls, I am spending my walking time between office and home listening to Jason Mraz. You should give “You and I Both”, “I’m Yours” and “Lucky” a try.

I feel like trying to learn how to play one of the songs on the guitar. Will need to check youtube and see if it’s really as “easy” as it sounds. Probably isn’t too hard, but my guitar skills sucks big time. Oh well.

Today is 七夕节 (qixiejie) aka Chinese’s valentine day. I’m guessing the restaurants will be making good business tonight. Haha. I’m just gonna try and clean up the apt a bit if I’m not too lazy.

Why is the title of my post “sad time”? Well, after my grandma passing away around Chinese new year, I have an uncle who left us last evening, leaving behind 2 kids and a wife. I feel really bad about that. The kids are still in secondary school, and it will be hard to be without a dad. I know some will think it’s also a ‘good’ thing in that his sufferings finally came to an end. He has been going to hospitals since last year, and it couldn’t have been easy for him to keep going for so long. I will always remember his good nature and him continuously trying to have the nephews drink beer with him, and for his passion for birds and parakeets in particular. I will miss you, uncle K. RIP.

As such, I will be even more quiet these days. :P

For info, Youtube has been blocked for months, Twitter got blocked last month or this month (no precise date since I don’t use it), and Facebook 2 days ago. Obviously many blog sites got blacklisted at the same time.

The Facebook shut out reason is ludicruous. I forgot to copy the link since at that time I didn’t know how to circumvent the blockout. Apparently the Uighurs in Urumuqi, Xinjiang province (hope I got these names right) have been using it to communicate between themselves and plan rebellion or whatever. Yeah, right …. they’ll choose Facebook over the dozens of stupid Chinese ones such as kaixinwang, xiaonei (good imitation of Facebook), etc. Internet was not even readily available there before all this shit happened.

Wondering is if FollowTA (’ta’ can mean he/she/it in Chinese), the Chinese version of Twitter, will also suffer the same fate.